Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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