You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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