do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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