Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
A+ Viking dick
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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