I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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