do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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