Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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