at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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