i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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