i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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