I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Randomize
