I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
