so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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