Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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