just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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