My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
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