doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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