Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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