if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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