you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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