Jerry, you need to find god
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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