i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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