Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I understand Curling. That high.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
