@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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