I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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