She's JV to your varsity
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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