I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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