Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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