Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
