You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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