whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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