Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
