My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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