Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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