Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Randomize
