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shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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