I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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