you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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