I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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