I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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