I feel great
I just peed on a car
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Randomize
