Do vagina's smell?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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