Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
there is glitter all over my balls
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
