Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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