You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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