i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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