Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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