He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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