He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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