I'm drive I can fine osifer
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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