She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
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